Category: Songs

C                                      F       C
I am an odd one, what can I do?

C                                                 F          C
You have three joints; I only have two.

C                                                    F            C
You’re tall and thin, and I’m a stumpy thing.

C                                                  F               C
I don’t wear ornaments, and you wear rings.

C                                                        F                C
Just ‘cause I’m different doesn’t mean I’m dumb.

C                                     F        C
You are a finger and I am a thumb.

C                        F        C    G                                          C
Opposable, opposable. Aren’t we lucky we’re opposable?
Opposable, opposable. Aren’t we lucky we’re opposable?

F                                                   C
Sometimes I’m lonely going a different way.

G                                                          C
You stick with your friends; I stick out like a …

A
Sore thumb

F                                                        C
But we’re a good team; we pick up a lot.

F                                             C
I love what you are, I love what you’re not.

Whoa, Whoa.

If I was broken, you’d be broken, too.
‘Cause there’s so many things we couldn’t do.
Like putting on clothes and opening jars.
Not to mention eating candy bars.

Chorus:

Opposable, opposable. Aren’t we lucky we’re opposable?
Opposable, opposable. Aren’t we lucky we’re opposable?

So raise your hands up high and treat them well!
Put those digits to work and make them tell
The world
That we’re a family with so much to give.
Without each  other it’d be hard to live.
And sad.

Whoa, whoa.

So if we think that we’re on different sides,
We need to look down to where we abide.
We’re all connected to the place we stand.
Essential parts of an amazing hand!

Opposable, opposable. Aren’t we lucky we’re opposable?
Opposable, opposable. Aren’t we lucky we’re opposable?
Opposable, opposable. Aren’t we lucky we’re opposable?

Staying Alive – a re-imagining by Sydney Hanson Mandt

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walker
That I’m old. I like to talk
All about my aches and pains.
And the food I eat is all pureed.

It’s alright. It’s okay if you don’t hear the things I say.
‘Cause i don’t care if you understand,
And I’ll just say them all again.

If I had my druthers,
I’d live with my other kid.
Staying alive, staying alive.

See my hands are shakin’. I wish I could eat bacon.
I’m stayin’ alive, barely alive.

Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin’ alive. Stayin’ alive.
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin’ aliiiiiiiiiiive.

Oh I’m old!

Is that my paper over there?
Is that the robe I like to wear?
Slippers are my daily shoes.
The weather is my favorite news.

It’s alright. It’s okay
If you don’t hear the things I say.
‘Cause I don’t care if you understand,
And I’ll just say them all again.

If I had my druthers, I’d live with my other kid.
Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.

See my hands are shakin’. I wish I could eat bacon,
I’m staying alive, barely alive.

I go on Facebook,
Go outside to smoke.
And then I take a nap.

I don’t like bedtime.
Tolerate mealtime.
And bathroom time is crap.

This is a song I wrote in 2014 when I worked as a cook in a retirement home. I don’t remember the tune.

Reading this reminds me of how exhausted I would be after cooking for 8 or more hours a day.

It also reminds me that our shower was not working at the time.

Body Drag      (2/10/14)

Out of bed 
And to the tub.
Wipe it out
(A minor scrub)
Fill it up and
Get inside.
Wash, rinse, stand up,
Drain and dry.

It’s the body drag.
Do the body drag.

Put on clothes
And eat some food.
Make some coffee.
Drink it. Good.
Drive the car 
To work, and park.
Stay indoors
From light to dark.

It’s the body drag.
Do the body drag.

Deliver dishes,
Food and drink.
Take when dirty.
Soak in sink.
Wash, put away,
Half hour break.
Go back to it
For a paycheck’s sake.

It’s the body drag.
Do the body drag.

Pick up kids.
Take them places.
Run some errands.
Mirror faces.
Come home, make food,
Put on table.
Talk to family
As you’re able.

It’s the body drag.
Do the body drag.

Don pajamas.
Get in bed.
Read what sacred
Writers said.
Take some pills.
Set the alarm.
Sleep. Wake up.
Do it all again.

It’s the body drag.
Do the body drag.

Good morning Magoo! It’s a brand new day!
Gotta wake up to enjoy it!

Oh good morning Magoo! It’s a brand new day!
Gotta get up to see the sun shine.

So get out of bed and put on your clothes.
Nobody knows what the day will bring.

Just open your mouth, and swallow some food,
(First chew it good) and then you can sing…

Good morning Magoo! It’s a brand new day!
Gotta get up to enjoy it!

Oh good morning Magoo! It’s a brand new day!
Gotta get up to see the sun shine.